tagged: +persona 

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude

16stolenxpaperthin:

I saw our future.

For Rachel. A SUPER-BELATED Happy Birthday to you, sweetie. ;3
Also for my Breaking Benjamin buddy whom I now adore because you realized where my blog title came from <3

tagged: +ala  +omg 
tagged: +another 

del-i-c4te:

a third of me wants to eat really healthy and exercise every day and another third of me wants to eat chocolate and biscuits and cake and pizza all the time and the other third of me never wants to eat ever and this is a big problem

tagged: +about me 

sweet-bitsy:

the-goddamazon:

babybutta:

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

This is me all f*cking day.

LOLOLOLOLOL

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE YA, ACCORDING TO MILEY CYRUS AND HER CLASSIC HIT SINGLE “NOBODY’S PERFECT”

tagged: +omfg 

mimibon:

Omg i forgot to upload this earlier. fog over Snoqualmie Pass WA

  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU
tagged: +au  +aus 

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kirschtxin:

Vintage Floral PantsSheinside review ♔

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